Sunday, March 19, 2006

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Mexican President Vicente Fox announced that they have discovered oil under the Gulf of Mexico. In a related story, President Bush accused Mexico of having weapons of mass destruction.

--Jay leno

"Lies gets halfway around the world before truth has a chance to get its pants on."
--Winston Churchill

"A half truth is a whole lie."
-- Yiddish Proverb

"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."
-- Voltaire

As we know, Christ came down to earth to instruct us in the ways in which we must limit our sexual expression.

--Chris Durang
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